For myself this year has been one of many downs and some ups, but yo brotha has made it through! I know some of you have moments good and bad, and we all know, that’s the way life goes. Here we are again for my annual “The End of the World as We know it” blog.
I would narrow this one down strictly to the Wall St. protest, but that may lead to a large group of people attempting to occupy the courtyard of my apartment complex with vague demands such as…..Ty should be more P.C……….. “When I’m really a Mac b*tches!”
Now mind you, I was excited to see that Americans had finally had it up to Kris Humphries’ balls with the corruption that has infested our political and social economic system.
The movement on Wall St spread through out the land like Erykah Badu’s legs when a hip hop star comes around. Oakland, Detroit, Canada all stood up and let the government know that they are some douche bags. Now that I think about it…the Occupy movement didn’t really stand up for anything, but rather sat their asses down! Ha!
These protestors sat and refused to go. They turned Wall St, Oakland, Detroit, and Canada into neolithic shanty towns. The movement spread. It attracted the likes of Angela Davis and Cornell West (who was jailed twice by the way).
They held mock trials and decided that executives of Freddie Mac were guilty of crimes against humanity. They screamed. They sang. They ran the streets topless, made out, and made rich people pissed!…and for what? I have no idea!
I mean their demands were not clear. Did the Occupy movement really want rich people to stop being greedy, corrupt, and be nice people? Epic fail!
Trust me! When I become rich and corrupt….. no topless neo hippie living in Cadillac square is going to stop me from getting that paper! I’d be thinking about pepper spraying yawl “peaceful” yet “annoying” protest. Yet, that’s if I was rich and corrupt. For now, I’m poor and good hearted. I’m part of the 99% I’ve felt the weight of a this broken system on my back and literally fell on one knee crying trying to hold it up.
I hope that rich people get it (but they won’t). I hope the U.S. becomes the greatest country in the world again (but it won’t). Instead of the age of reason, I’d say we live in the age of excuses. We make up excuses for why we do such terrible things to each other. The mortgage crisis is just one of the main things that disturbed the sleep of Americans since the 1930’s. I want some peace to occupy this land. I want some “reality” to occupy this land. I need some love to occupy this land.
The Royal Wedding:
Ask me how many f*cks I gave about this wedding. Go ahead, ask. NONE! Not one! I mean really? I live in the United States; a country that was founded on being anti monarchy. Yet this Spring, the media went ape sh*t over William and Kate (or as I like to call her…the diet version of every pretty James Bond girl!) She’s aiight!
It was an affair to remember. The people lined the streets of Britain waiting to see two people get married. Not two super powered people. Not two magic people. It was just a balding dude and a brunette, getting married.
I get it. People are always trying to create a fairytale. We want fantasy made reality. We need to see the majesty. Yet rather than stay up to 4 in the morning watching the wedding or record it via DVR, I spent my time sleeping, like most living species do. I’m glad people got married. It was the first of 3 weddings that happened this year for me. That almost assured that I will no longer attend anymore weddings! It’s not that I don’t think people should get married. I just don’t want to have to get dressed up, buy a gift, and sit through seeing them say long speeches, empty traditions, and the wedding dress…OH GOD! What a terrible dress!
By the way, I am not anti monarchy. I love the “idea” of a king and queen.
Japanese Earthquake and Tsunami :
This Spring I witnessed some of the most disturbing images I had ever seen in my life! The tsunami caused by an earthquake overtaking the land in Japan, looked like something from a Michael Bay movie. The water and debris that swept across the land and footage of a man on the beach being overtaken by water as beyond tragic. These people went through a horrific experience. The chaos. The aftershocks. More floods. Finally after, what seemed like a watery punishment from God himself, there came a fiery one. The Japanese had to deal with post tsunami nuclear fallout. The local power plants started to have a melt down! Epic misery.
As with all things tragic to the human race, the entertainment community in the U.S. took it upon themselves to put on glitter and shine lights to raise money for the cause. They donated throw away tracks as part of compilation albums to buy rations for the “poor” Japanese people.
I thought Japan was one of the richest nations on the planet. They have so many people; I think collectively they can accomplish anything!
Now I’m not saying they didn’t need help, but in the grand scheme of things, I still think, despite the collateral damage Japan experienced, we here in the U.S. still need all the help we can get! We need to get our sh*t together! Stars need to be performing constantly to raise money for the poor and disenfranchised here!
Yet as with all tragedies anywhere else in the world, it seems to me, that Unites States always looks to help others fix their problems, rather than fix the ones we have here.
Death of Lucian Freud, Amy Winehouse, Steve Jobs, David Blair:
Viva la vida! This was a year of heart break and loss. The great ones just seem to have had enough with this world and decided to leave, but not without leaving an artistic legacy that will influence generations to come. Some of them were here long before my birth and some were born during years I can remember.
Lucian is one of the greatest artists to ever walk this planet. He looked at the human figure with the scrutiny of god creating a universe. Freud carved flesh out of paint, and let us have a view of his melancholy toned world.
Amy Winehouse was the one we saw coming, but wished it wouldn’t have happened. That little white woman would wail in such a cool idiosyncratic way, Billie Holiday would have given her a nod. Yet beyond her singing ability was her talent for song writing. Winehouse was a poet who would interpret heartbreak from the smoke at the end of a cigarette or the bottom of an empty whisky glass. Lyrically she could rip a concept apart. Maybe that’s why she detached herself from it, when she sang. She was my emotional hero. She was someone who saw love the way I see it. The big difference is, that she handled it in such a destructive way.
Me and friends once argued, as to who had more power, Oprah Whinfrey or Steve Jobs? I went with the latter.
Steve jobs upgraded humanity. Remember back in the 80’s when we all had this idealistic vision of what the year 2000 would be like? We thought about flying cars, robots, wireless phones, and communication monitors. Well jobs took the later part of the 90’s and all of this millennium and started to make that fantasy come true. When you set standards in technology, you set standards in human evolution. You’ve heard the statement, “Were not reinventing the wheel.” Well Jobs did everything in his power to reinvent the wheel. Will ya give him props? I-wheel….get it? I-wheel…ha!
David Blair isn’t as known as the rest of the celebrites I’ve listed, but he was as great. He was a man so tragically human that it baffles me as to how he was made without a mold. Blair was a poet, singer, songwriter , producer, friend, brother, activists, and above all else…an artist. He travelled the world and shared his idea of love and perspective. He touched souls everywhere. His passing during the blazing heat of this Summer, here in Detroit, chilled our very souls. He came from dirty Jersey, but was cemented here in Detroit! David Blair is a legend of this city. He is the word and the melody. He is the chord and the note. He is loved and missed.
Birth of Felix, Marcus, Kendal, Fabrice, and Xavier:
Now to parallel the former topic, let’s raise of glass to all the cute babies that were born this year! I am the biggest advocate for aesthetically pleasing people getting together and making even more aesthetically pleasing people.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, well I often think that’s wrong…. unless the beholder is really beautiful. 2011 brought about some of the most beautiful babies in all shapes, sizes, and colors.
Congratulations to one of my best buds, Julius Gadjos and his partner Rachel on the birth of their son, Felix Gadjos! I call little mixed babies “Tomorrow People”. See (Shameless: Season 1. for reference) . Judging by who his parents are, he’ll probably be one of the smartest most talented people of his generation.
Congratulations to Dara Brown and her husband Blair on the birth of her 4th child; a beautiful baby girl named Fabrice Brown. Dara is managing to build an army of cute, intelligent, and artistic children while maintaining her pop star like figure……ladies step ya fitness game up!
Congratulations my Brown Sugar counter parts Kyle and Janica Smith on the birth of their beautiful baby girl Kendall L. Smith. Thank God someone keeps having little chocolate babies! Gorgeous!
Congratulations to my cousin Shanelle on the birth of her son Marcus H. Moore Jr.. He is one of the happiest babies I’ve ever seen in my life. The bi product of his joy just happens to be that he is one of the loudest babies I’ve seen in my life. Lol. Well the laughter of children can be the sweetest sound! Praise God!
Jay –Z & Kanye West “Watch the Throne”:
While I don’t believe this is the best work from either one of these artists, I do enjoy this album. It took me a minute to dig “Otis”, but once I got my swagger back, it was all good. It became the kind of self indulgent mantra I love to say over and over again when faced with the abominable hoards of stupidity. Which happens more often than you think. “N*ggas in Paris” was awesome! I mean, I didn’t know what it meant, but it was provocative! It got me moving like a music fan who enjoys the song way too much on an NYC subway. (see viral video reference).
I’ve read mixed reviews about the project and heard some music heads completely dismissing this project, and calling it garbage. I disagree. I feel this was a work, that had no real direction save for making a collection of songs for song sake. It’s obvious that Jay-Z and Kanye both enjoy making music. You can hear it in every line and see it when they perform. These songs weren’t meant to be some hip hop changing defining moment. It’s just two rich ass MC’s spitting in a Louis Vuitton cypher. Poof!
Lady Gaga “Born this Way”:
Love this woman! “Born this Way” is, conceptually, her most consistent album to date. Just about every song on the project spoke about identity, empowerment, and rebirth. The soundscape was 80’s power pop, mixed with industrial and rock. On the song “Born this Way” she sings to the heavens (or hell knowing her) about sexual orientation and equality. Sonically it reminds me of Madonna, just sung way better and a 1000 times more amp. “You and I” is an amazing power ballet that is equal parts Billy Joel, Elton John, and Gaga. “Edge of Glory” and “Marry the Night” are my dance joints. They make me forget about the horrors of this world for at least 4 minutes. At least.
Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings “Soul Time!”:
I just coped this earlier this week and what a great late entry into my favorites for this year! Sharon is a force of nature who doesn’t give a f*ck about these young half a singers. Sharon Jones and her band the Dap Kings, who provided the music for Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black album, create that good ol get down! I mean get down! It’s so vintage and so good, that I believe somehow they are from the 50’s or 60’s and have a time machine that they use to travel to right now to give us good music. This is the real nostalgia ultra!
Winning! Charlie Sheen, get yo ass off of my television screen!
Tiger blood, strippers, deals falling through, losing the kids, viral rants, and almost getting a beat down in Detroit for talking sh*t to the wrong city, just was too much. I get it! We as the public, love drama and Mr.Sheen gave us all that and then some. Yet in reality, this is another privileged rich white man, who isn’t in any kind of danger of falling from grace. We as the public have no reason to care about his drug addiction and sexual innuendoes. Charlie Sheen has millions of dollars, which he brags about quite often, so ease your minds fellow robots. He doesn’t need help or medication. He just needs to black and poor for 3 hours and that’ll fix all that self destructive, abuse of position madness.
“Girs: We run the world”, really? Really Beyonce? Yes the video was bananas, but the song was an epic failure. Just about every decision concerning this project was a bad one. I think it’s because she got rid of her father as a manager and makes all these choices herself. Terrible. I’m all for independent women doing big things and making it happen. Yet for some people that might not be the best thing. Now I’m not saying she should go back to her dad (even though his results when it came to the advancement of her career can’t be disputed) but she needs someone to get her back on track. The best decision Beyonce has made this year was to get pregnant. A baby is a great weapon of mass distraction from that horrible album.
Black and Yellow hair:
Mr.Sawyer’s predictions for 2012:
Adele is going to smash them at the Grammy’s
Lauryn Hill will not release an album
There will some kind of natural disaster during the Spring or early Summer.
Barack will be re elected
Brad Pitt and Angelina will break up
This is the final blog for this year beautiful people. I hope that you have a happy new year, and only good things come to you. Be blessed and be easy. Be beautiful!