(Dedicated to someone who asked a question about me when I left a table full a friends and to this day hasn’t had the balls to ask me that question to my face)
At the Majestic cafe (back when it was cool)
Right before I open the restroom door
I walk backwards to my seat
Sit down at a table of artist, poets, and musicians
Pick up my drink
(time now moves forward)
And you,…….who I’ve only known for a month ask me I’m I gay?
I’m super gay!
Under this shirt lays a violet spandex super hero costume with a big pink “G” inside a Perry winkle triangle
Yes girl,…….the “G” stands for gay!
I’m so gay if Sam Club had a bulk deal on dicks I would buy enough to last me all winter!
I don’t walk on water……I walk the runway! That way I’m always fabulous!
I’m at church every Sunday
Because there are more gay men there than in the gay club
I can love me some Jesus and…oh my lord! The men! Thank you Jesus!
I’m changing my stage name to Paris!
Cause Paris is called gay Pari
And if it’s gay, then I must be it!
On an alter draped with Tope chiffon and strawberry scented candles
I worship Madonna, Whitney, Mariah, Liza, Janet, and the high priestess herself Barbra Streisand!
Call her Barb if you truly gay.
I’m putting this beer away and ordering an apple martini
Shaken cause I like to shake it
Pinky out let me get my sip on
(takes a sip) Whoo girl! That taste so good I gotta clutch my pearls!
Let me tell you something bitch!
I see you over there judging me
But a second ago you was loving me
And if these people wasn’t here
You would be trying to get love from me
I don’t snap or switch
Because that’s what fire crackers do…. they’re not reliable
I’m a bomb bitch, and I’m consistent
I got this GQ with just a touch of Vogue
So that the real trade can know
I’m a member of the team
Baby, my light ungulates in the darkness for your ignorance
Yes girl, that’s what you are. Ignorant
My name starts with a “T”
I know myself
Meaning I know the Tee
When I walk in the room, that shit is ovah!
Let me count you in 5,6,7,8,!
Awww you must be unemployed
He is speechless
Everybody at the table, is speechless
And I say, I’m just kidding
But just so you know….some questions are fucking inappropriate!